D&D Toddler Shirt Child Stat Block

Toddlers: small, unpredictable, and extremely high in Charisma. This adorable D&D-inspired toddler tee features a custom “Child” stat block pulled straight from the Monster Manual of Parenthood—complete with Pack Tactics, Kick the Shins, and the dreaded Ask Questions ability. It’s the perfect gift for gamer parents raising the next generation of adventurers. Soft, comfy, and ready for side quests like snack raids and nap-time boss battles. It's part of our stat block series so you can mix and match with the "mom" or "dad" shirt as well.