D&D Kids Shirt Child Stat Block

Every adventuring party needs a little chaos. This hilarious D&D-inspired kids’ shirt features a full “Child” monster stat block, complete with signature abilities like Kick the Shins. Whether your kiddo is a future DM or just excels at charming adults, this tee is a perfect fit for young gamers—and the grown-ups who love them. Ideal for game night, conventions, or just everyday mischief. It is part of a stat block series, so you can mix and match with the dad or mom stat block shirt too.